Bacon Lube

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THE ONE AND ONLY
BACON LUBE
MASSAGE OIL & PERSONAL LUBRICANT

You've always been a lover of bacon.
Now you can be a bacon lover with BaconLube,
the world's first bacon-flavored massage oil & personal lubricant.

No more horrifying bedroom experiments with actual bacon grease
Gently warming so you can avoid those the 3rd degree skillet massage burns as well.


Brand New 2.0oz bottle. Water-based, so it cleans up easily with soap & water.

Bacon makes everything better!

Ingredients: water, glycerin, hydroxyethyl-cellulose, potassium sorbate, sodium sacchrin, artificial flavor, citric acid.
Contains no actual bacon. Actually, it's legitimately vegetarian & arguably vegan.