Prescription Coffee Mug

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Our Fairly Odd Novelties Prescription Mug is the perfect way to administer your morning dose of coffee. One shot from this mug will be sure to wake your ass up and help inoculate you from the tiresome daily grind. Be warned though, this prescription is not for the faint of heart! It can cause the following conditions: - An increased desire from the opposite sex - Facilitation of the evacuation of the bowels - Extreme cases of elation are likely to occur. Be sure to take as many repeat doses as desired as this prescription never expires! This mug makes a perfect white elephant, gag, novelty, or party gift. Great for home or the office!