Sorry, I'm Shampooing My Goldfish. Unisex T-Shirt

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Sorry, I'm Shampooing My Goldfish.

Unisex T-Shirt.

Ladies version here.

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We're making only 20 of each color and size of this tshirt.

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Verb.ly t-shirts are fashion-fit cut, cotton-ball soft on your skin, and extremely durable. How?

100% organic ringspun cotton. Continuously spinning, twisting, and thinning the cotton produces softer, stronger, longer strands. We spin out the rough texture you get with standard raw cotton.

• Our people in Los Angeles dye the fabric with the most eco-friendly dyes we could sniff out, and use 7x less water than the average-Jo garment manufacturer pours down the sink.

• Our tees are double-stitched on the neckline and sleeves – this and the fabric itself gives the garment great durability, and it keeps its shape.

• 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)

• Pre-shrunk

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Quarter-turned to avoid creasing down the center

• Fashion-fit cut

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Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (cm) 71 74 77 79 83 85
Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71

 

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96% of people in the USA or Europe receive their t-shirt in 5–12 days.

(And the other 4% within 16 days.)